The Death of the Poacher in the Modern Game

van Nistelrooy playing for United

On the 14th of May 2012, Ruud van Nistelrooy announced his retirement from football. If I can be honest it made me a little sad. Partly because as a Man United fan, I idolised him for years as a child. It was around the age where you don’t really appreciate other members of a team apart from the guy who grabs the goals, and this guy grabbed until there was nothing left. He truly terrorised defences across the Premier League and it was truly a shock if United won and he wasn’t on the score sheet. One of my personal favourite moments was a match against Fulham where he completed his hat-trick by picking up the ball in his own half before gliding past 5 or 6 players before finishing in typically ruthless style. But I digress. Don’t get me wrong this isn’t a van Nistelrooy love in, there is a point to all this. The other reason his retirement made me sad was because I started to realise that there are very few strikers like him left in the modern game.

Jesus Christ he got fat...
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that they’re completely gone. The ones who remain are very good at what they do. In Germany for example the likes of Mario Gomez and Klaas Jan Huntelaar still fly the flag for poachers everywhere, with both strikers ending the season on 41 and 48 goals respectively last season. In Italy, Edinson Cavani continues to invite interest from Europe’s elite with his goal scoring exploits, and ended last season with 33 goals. Javier Hernandez had great success in his inaugural season in England and although injuries limited his opportunities last season, he still ended in double figures. Great poachers have gone or are on their way. Aside from van Nistelrooy, Fillipo Inzaghi made his name as a goal machine in Italy. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was part of one of the most successful periods in Man United history, while Robbie Fowler was becoming a Liverpool legend. The unfortunately dubbed ‘Fat Ronaldo’ was one of if not the most lethal striker in the world during his leaner days.

And now today, you have the likes of Michael Owen currently playing for Stoke, Kevin Phillips  is currently coming towards the end of his career and playing in the championship, and Raul, possibly one of the greatest poachers of all time is looking to secure himself a nice retirement kitty as he recently completed a move to the far east. Darren Bent and Jermaine Defoe are also strikers which would fit into the poacher category. All these players share the same traits. The ability to score any type of goal, flirt with the offside rule, find space in between the two centre halves, and predatory instincts within the box. Poachers are notoriously clinical finishers.

It truly is upsetting to start to see a lack of poachers in the modern game. The right place right time strikers were always ones that made the crowd go wild, and the ones you always wanted to score. It’s even more upsetting because they still have a lot to offer if used in the right way. They will always score goals and contribute to the team. Young poachers face a difficult task in making it in the modern game. If they had emerged 10 years ago perhaps, then it might have been a different story.

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